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DISCLAIMER: While this page does comply with the HTML/XHTML/XML standards, it will probably not show up correctly on all browsers. This is simply because I am being a dick. Thanks for understanding.

Think of me as a reactionary -- going back to the days when content was much more important than hyped-up graphics. Of course, this page goes a little too far, by not exactly being designed in the spirit of HTML, but it is here to make a statement. And I hope it works.

Don't fsck with me.

• virtual me;
• meine boxen;
• code from the heavens;
• I am, therefore I think.

I'm a lazy bastard, so don't expect too much from me for a while. Here are some links to useful stuff so you can bide your time while you wait for me to be more productive. (BTW, the links are at the bottom of the page)

One last thing, if you want to get anything out of me, you should first determine if you are worthy of my assistance. To make this simple, I have devised a simple test you should take.

And BTW, yes, I know HTML, I just think it's nifty to do everything in text for once -- just like the old days.

Here are the links:

• PERL a damn cool language;
• Technomadic my company;
• Wearables Central a pretty cool starting place for wearable computing.